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Okie Blow [19 Dec 2002|12:04am]
[ mood | exhausted ]
[ music | Mr. Windel, Arrested Developement ]

The kids NEED to take their medicine...and i ain't lyin'. Where's da beer???

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Donnie Darko...fuckin right! [12 Sep 2002|11:33pm]
[ music | Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds, The Black Crowes ]




Which Donnie Darko character are you? by Shay</font>

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mmm...italian sausages [12 Sep 2002|11:01pm]
[ mood | peaceful ]
[ music | Po Folk, Nappy Roots ]

Tomorrow will be my last day at the daycare. I'm going to miss everyone there. I think I've played around enough though...time for a "real" job. So if anybody has a weak spot for some good italian food come visit me at my new job--Italian Pie...woohoo! J/k please don't visit me...i hate you all. Today I made my first tip..$1.52. and all i had to do was give some guy head.

I don't know if i've mentioned this but I'm a killer tomato now. I'm on this bowling league with drag queens and drunk people. Its AWESOME. Of course I'm on a team with only drunk men. They call the beer "aiming juice". We kick ass.

All my life been poor, but it don't really matter no mo'-- and they wonder why we act this way--Nappy Roots gonna be ok.

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Sane in an insane world [28 Aug 2002|12:38pm]
[ mood | mellow ]

I want to be in school. And I'm a big nerd.

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[22 May 2002|11:11am]
[ mood | awake ]

A high person on a lawn chair once said: "I think that sometimes we love people so much that we have to be numb to it because if we actually felt how much we really loved, it would kill us. That doesn't make you a bad person it just means your hearts too big."

The idea of getting an apartment has given me some motivation to go out and look for a j-o-b. So I'm going to run with it. Actually, I might have confused a caffeine rush for motivation so maybe I should tackle this job hunt before its too late.

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WARNING: QUIZ RESULTS [09 May 2002|12:06am]
[ mood | sick and twisted ]

Sophia Petrillo
Which Golden Girl Are You?
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There's a cartoon killer in my living room [29 Apr 2002|08:59pm]
[ mood | lazy ]
[ music | G. Love ]

Don't wanna study....grrr. I took religion and math exams today. Bombed math..passed religion. I don't need to pass anything else so its really hard for me to study anymore.

themonkeybuBble: you are to leftover notes as phillip is to leftover food :-)

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Pocket sized fortune teller [23 Apr 2002|06:30pm]
[ mood | busy ]

Lacey let me borrow her brand spankin new Gulliver's Travels DVD. I'm going to attempt to do Tulk's questions.

Rourke might fail me. I asked her what my grade was and she told me she would figure it out and tell me if I had to study for her exam or not. She assumed that I wanted to know for that reason only. I told her that she was waaaay off and that I was really concerned about passing her class. I don't think she bought it. The only classes that I'm worried about are English and Religion because those are the only classes I need to graduate.

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Big Pimpin' [21 Apr 2002|08:00pm]
[ mood | lazy ]

I can't find my cellphone.

4 more days until I don't have to shower anymore!!!!

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Guberator [17 Apr 2002|09:57pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]
[ music | Colorblind, Counting Crows ]

I was shorted 15 hours on my paycheck. Ms. Carol lost a whole week's time card for me and she told me she didn't want to guess my hours. I clock in at the same time and clock out at the same time EVERY FREAKIN DAY! I don't get it.

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It was fun while it lasted [07 Apr 2002|04:23pm]
[ mood | frustrated ]

I'm grounded again. I came home late last night because I was stuck behind a wreck and my parents don't believe me. My dad needs fuckin anger management classes. bleh...

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Holy man and pew boy strikes back [02 Apr 2002|11:06am]
[ mood | contemplative ]
[ music | Plan B, Impossibles ]

I had to meet with Fr.Than this morning. I think I really confused the hell out of him. The other times I've met with him were because either I wanted to be an alter server at a time when there were nothing but dudes or because I wanted to start a youth group. I was so motivated and I got everything I wanted done. He sees how much I've changed...and then he asked me why. I thought about it for a while and the best thing I could come up with was "lots of disappointments and just being sick with the monotony of life"...that was lame. Some excuse I came up with to justify my slacker ways. I think he thought that I was going to spill my life story to him at that point...but I just sat there. So he asked for all of the information he needed to write a letter to Bishop and he gave me the boot. He was so much cooler than deacon pete...he didn't lecture me and he got straight to the point.

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Happy Just Fuckin With Ya Day!!! [01 Apr 2002|01:46pm]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | Bag Lady, Alicia Keys ]

I'm Freeeeeeeee!!!!

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I saw the easter bunny humping my mom. [31 Mar 2002|06:55pm]
[ mood | groggy ]
[ music | Kate, Ben Folds Five ]

Family came over to eat. My uncle was driving me crazy. The only way he can communicate with me is through his non-existent mustache that he named "worm". At least he stopped talking to me with his "little man"...its his hand pervs. He tries way too hard. I'll never like him. He's hurt me and the rest of my family so much...I don't know if i'll ever get passed that. So I grabbed sean and went to my aunts house to get away. We stayed there until we knew everyone had left. If anyone wants a disney themed shadow box or a patriotic eagle that flies when the wind blows I can hook you up. My aunt makes all kinds of crazy stuff.

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Where the hell does the Easter Bunny live? [30 Mar 2002|04:21pm]
[ mood | mischievous ]
[ music | Tyler, Toadies ]

I spent the day with Sean. We went to Wal*Mart and this giant bunny stopped us and sat us down. I didn't see anybody with a camera or anything so we all just kinda sat there looking at each other. Finally this woman that worked there told me the picture lady went to get more film. So I turned to the bunny and asked him how much it cost for a picture. That was really dumb of me b/c he couldn't talk and all he could do was hold up a fist since he didn't have any fingers. People are passing us...I'm chillin with this big ugly rabbit...life is great. The lady comes with the camera and I guess we looked so scared that she just let us have a free picture.

I have to go to the Easter vigil mass tonight because my mom's RCIC class is getting baptized. wooo! It's about 2-3 hours long and they found the most boring man alive to do the mass. Our regular priest left. Turns out something happened between him and the blind lady that leads the choir. They either got into a huge fight or fell in love and ran off together.

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[30 Mar 2002|12:50am]
[ mood | exhausted ]

2 more days!!!!!

I got to "baby-sit" tonight. It's weird how comfortable I feel with some people. Its almost scary.

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Yaaawn [25 Mar 2002|11:02pm]
[ mood | blah ]

Events from today:
*stayed up until 3 in the morning because a big ole roach fell on me
*had a skort on but the flappy part fell in the toilet so I had to wear dirty pants
*a teacher electrocuted herself and lived to tell about it
*had to listen to long pony-tail man talk about his very cool keyboard in a very uncool way. I loved how everyone was hinting for him to play techno and he just kept going back to "well, lets listen to the strings again...they're my favorite."
*old grumpy baptist lady caught me smoking a non-cigarette after work..she's telling my boss. dun dun dun DUN

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[24 Mar 2002|10:39pm]
I am: a freak.
I hurt: when people I love are upset with me.
I love: laughing.
i hate: ignorance.
i cry: when I laugh too hard or when I'm really upset.
i fear: being alone.
i hope: that I can become something.
i feel alone: when no one is in the room with me...
i waste: food, time, and money.
i talk: when people want to listen.
i listen: to friends and MUSIC.
i break: everything I touch.
i see: dead people
i smell: burnt popcorn.
i taste: mucus
i work: to get by.
i remember: everything that doesn't count.
i hold: in feelings.
i hide: lots
i pray: when I think people need it.
i walk: on all fours.
i drive: around for hours when I have nothing to do.
i burn: popcorn
i breathe: to live.
i play: whenever I can.
i miss: being little and not having a care in the world.
i learn: something from everyone I meet.
i feel: A OK.
i know: that everything happens for a reason.
i dream: about some pretty fucked up things.
i have: a big butt.
i want: love.
i fall: too short.
i await: the day that I'm not punished.
i live: in a box
i die: uhhh...
my favorite thing to do: is hang out with friends.
i'm eating: nada
i'm drinking: nothing.
i'm listening to: Jude
i'm thinking: about sleep.
i find: surprises in the toilet every morning.
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[24 Mar 2002|04:48pm]
[ mood | sick ]
[ music | It's A Spadoinkle Day, Trey Parker ]

I love it when family comes over. I hide but for some reason they always find me. It's my aunts 108th birthday, so we're having a BBQ. We've got way too many beans. I would offer everyone hamburgers but the beans really have to go. So if you're bored and you've been having a craving for beans, come on over.

My little brother is officially a bulldog. I'm so glad he isn't going to Bishop.

7 days until I'm free!!!

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[22 Mar 2002|11:46pm]
[ mood | cold ]
[ music | Daysleeper, REM ]

"Limitation is a creation of the mind."

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